December 2011
Anonymous asked: if there was one relationship you could do again or stop from ending -- who would it be? be honest.
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
I got 99 arrows but my knee took one
All I hear is barking out y’all, a real dog bites
– Vinne Paz
Anonymous asked: you're welcome. :) you seem like a really cool guy, are you single?
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spider: what are you doing with that flamethrower
Anonymous asked: whats the best way of licking out a girl? i want to give my girlfriend the best i possibly could when we have oral.
Anonymous asked: hey, you're really cute. I like your blog, it's really awesome.